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Technology is most appreciable when it improves the things we use most. With that in mind, I bring word of the Toilet Reservation System, Version 2.0.

A combination of software and wired locks, the TRS intends to eliminate the frustration of taking a trip to your office bathroom and finding all the stalls occupied. The system seems fairly feature-packed already, although this one strikes me as a bit odd: “You can now book ahead by up to six months and can even set a recurring booking for the same time each day.” That will come in handy when the four-day-old burrito I plan to have for lunch on August 17 disagrees with me…

I can think of at least three improvements:

  1. Allow people to indicate the urgency of their trip. Because sometimes, you really have to go.
  2. Throw the Jasmin Washlet into the mix. Once I enter a stall, the TRS should have this smart toilet (recently deployed at Google) automatically recall my preferred settings.
  3. Finally, use Real Time Credentials to manage the access privileges. How else will we bring this technology to busy construction sites and low Earth orbit?

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