Choice Graduation Speech Quotes
“You’re not gonna have much trouble surpassing my generation. If you end up getting your picture taken next to a naked guy pile of enemy prisoners and don’t give the thumbs up you’ve outdid us.” (Jon Stewart, William & Mary Commencement 2004)
“I think I should begin by acknowledging your disappointment that I am not Jon Stewart. Think how I feel. Your disappointment that I am not Jon Stewart will last one morning; I am disappointed at not being Jon Stewart every morning of my life.” (Tony Kushner, Columbia Class Day 2004)
“What did Lincoln give America, apart from the Town Car?” (Ali G, Harvard Class Day 2004)
“Four of you — and I’m not at liberty to say which four — will go on to magnificent careers in the porno industry. I’m not trying to be funny. That’s just a statistical fact.” (Will Ferrell, Harvard Commencement 2003)
